Last year we introduced Green and Amber to our line up. This year we are excited to announce another new color: Pink! We offer our new color in universal sheets and rolls. If you are interested in using our Pink headlight film on your fogs, headlights, or reverse lights/turn signals, you can just measure the light you are looking at covering and buy universal sheets. We are so excited about this new product, that we are going to let you in on a little secret: how we developed our very own Pink headlight film.
It wasn’t easy bringing you a Pink Lamin-x film. The pigment in Pink Lamin-x is the byproduct of Unicorn fur. Luckily for us, we have a unicorn farm for just this occasion (I told them the unicorn farm would come in handy for something). After years of working with different ratios of unicorn fur to radioactive bear claws, we found the winning formulation for our Pink headlight film. The Pink pigment is six parts Unicorn fur to one part radioactive bear claws. If that wasn’t enough, we had to use a large cauldron with seawater to boil the fur and claws until al dente. Stir in this precise order: two stirs counter-clockwise, one stir clockwise while reciting this chant: “Double double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.” Use a hand blender to blend until smooth and mix with powdered Lamin-x.
I know it sounds outrageous, but we went through great lengths to bring you a pink headlight film. However, it seems some of you may not believe me…
Alright. You caught me. I will admit it. There is no such thing as powdered Lamin-x.
If you want something to believe in, we are donating 5% of all pink film orders to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. If that isn’t a great reason to buy, I don’t know what is. Go to our Universal Sheets page to Think Pink.
-The Thinkin’-Pink Lamin-x Team