You should be aware that our Master Engineer Precut Design Specialist (MEPDS) has been hard at work the last few weeks. MEPDS is just one man, but he’s a machine. Not literally a machine; we only hire literal people who are figurative machines. Well… anyway, he has been working extremely hard creating new precut designs for your vehicles. He created 105 patterns for 21 new vehicles.
He would tell you himself, but it is the job of the Awesome Writing Content Managing Specialist Guy to tell you these things. So without further ado, here they are:
So if you own one of these fine automobiles, check out the new precut designs. If not, look for yours at www.lamin-x.com.
As soon as you order a Lamin-x precut kit our “Post-order Precut Dance Coordinator” will lead us in an abundance of amazing dance steps.
I can feel it; it is almost time to dance.
-Your Dancing Lamin-x Team